Recently I walked in on someone taking a dump, or as my pops and I like to call it, a "Nick Saban." To make a long story short, we're Auburn fans, and Saban is the utterly unlikeable coach of the Crimson Tired...I mean, Tide. As long as I can remember, my father has referred to the act of defecation as "taking a _________(insert current Bama head football coach)."
On our recent New York trip, inside the Empire State Building's crowded gift shop, pops asked where his grandson was. My son, not to miss an opportunity, piped up: "I think he's taking a Nick Saban!"
Yes, I was damn proud.
On our recent New York trip, inside the Empire State Building's crowded gift shop, pops asked where his grandson was. My son, not to miss an opportunity, piped up: "I think he's taking a Nick Saban!"
Yes, I was damn proud.
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