Aside from Chuck Norris, Ryan Braun, and other immortals, who use cheese grater tissue to clean the dirt, the rest of us wipe with toilet paper.
Oprah Winfrey, several years ago, was asked on her show if she liked her toilet paper to come "over" or "under," to which she replied, "I'm an under girl, myself."
I am most certainly an "over" person. It seems to me to be easier to find the end of the roll when it's coming from the top. Every roll in my house is "over." You've known people who must have all paper money facing the same direction in their wallets. Maybe you are one of those people. But the real question is, "Are you an 'over' or an 'under' person?"
Please vote at right, after you wipe your hind end.
