"Groin"

And the name of my son's new Webkinz Spotted Frog is (drum roll please)......... GROIN!

What are Webkinz? They are small stuffed animals that can be played with in real life as well as online. Both of my kids, especially my daughter, log in to http://webkinz.com/ often. If you're unfamiliar with the Webkinz craze, then I can only assume you don't have young children. My daughter has 26 Webkinz; my son has 12 or 13.

Now...why my son named his frog "Groin" is anybody's guess. But he comes by his silliness honestly.